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The Waterboy Quotes

The Waterboy is a television programme that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Waterboy ended its run in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Jack Giarraputo; Robert Simonds; Adam Sandler equally producer, Alan Pasqua in charge of musical score, and Steven Bernstein (cinematographer) as caput of cinematography.

The Waterboy is recorded in English linguistic communication and originally aired in The states. Each episode of The Waterboy is 90 minutes long. The Waterboy is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motility Pictures.

The bandage includes: Henry Winkler as Motorbus Klein, Adam Sandler as Bobby Boucher, Kathy Bates as Mama Boucher, Clint Howard equally Paco, Peter Dante as Guy Grenouille, Jerry Reed as Motorbus Cerise Beaulieu, Larry Gilliard Jr. as Derek Wallace, Allen Covert equally Walter, Jennifer Taylor equally Rita, Fairuza Balk as Vicki Vallencourt, Rob Schneider every bit Townie, Jonathan Loughran as Lyle Robideaux, and Blake Clark as Farmer Fran.

The Waterboy Quotes

Adam Sandler equally Bobby Boucher

(Adam Sandler) "Squeamish hit, Mama."
(Kathy Bates) "Thanks, babe. Now you go on and accept some fun becomin' a man."

(Professor) "Now, is there anyone here that can tell me why -- most alligators are abnormally aggressive? Anybody? Anyone? Yes, sir. You, sir."
(Adam Sandler) "Mama says that alligators are ornery -- 'cause they got all them teeth but no toothbrush."
(Professor) "Yo mama said, alligators are ornery 'crusade they got all them teeth -- and no toothbrush. Wow. Anybody else? Yep, sir. You, sir."
(Student) "Alligators are aggressive considering of an enlarged medulla oblongata. It's the sector of the encephalon which controls aggressive behavior."
(Professor) "That is correct. The medulla oblongata --"
(Adam Sandler) "But Mama said --"
(Professor) "The medulla oblongata -- is where anger, jealousy and aggression come up from. Now, is there anybody here tin tell me where happiness comes from? Anyone? All right, let'due south hear what Mama has to say on the subject."
(Adam Sandler) "Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come up down when y'all feelin' blue."
(Professor) "Well, folks, Mama's incorrect again."
(Adam Sandler) "No, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong. Mama's correct. You're all incorrect. Mama's right. Mama'due south right."
(Professor) "Somethin' wrong with his medulla oblongata."

(Adam Sandler) "My Mama says that alligators are ornery considering they got all them teeth and no toothbrush."

(Adam Sandler) "Ben Franklin."
(Young Bobby Boucher) "Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity?"
(Kathy Bates) "That'due south nonsense, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the Devil."

(Adam Sandler) "Wait who's on Television, Mama -- information technology'south the devil."

(Adam Sandler) "At present that'southward what I call high quality H2o."

(Adam Sandler) "Good luck on the upcoming play."
(West Mississippi Lineman) "I'll exist playing with your mama tonight."
(Adam Sandler) "Sixty-two --"

(Adam Sandler) "Alibi me, ladies, while I just go hang myself."

(Adam Sandler) "Threescore-two, sixty-two -- there you are."

(Adam Sandler) "Mama, something bad happened today."
(Kathy Bates) "Did somebody hurt you my boy?"

Jennifer Taylor as Rita

(Jennifer Taylor) "Is there a girl you're seein'?"
(Adam Sandler) "Seein'? Uh, I see a lot of girls -- I see a lot of guys too."
(Jennifer Taylor) "I retrieve that'due south sexy, you ever been with a guy and girl at the same fourth dimension?"
(Adam Sandler) "Oh yea, enough of times. The other night, I was with my Mama and Coach Klein at the aforementioned fourth dimension."

Kathy Bates as Mama Boucher

(Kathy Bates) "Foos-ball? Buncha overgrown monsters human being-handlin' each other -- 'Fellow member when dat man wanted y'all to play foos-ball, Bobby?"

(Kathy Bates) "No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball."

(Kathy Bates) "You lot gonna lose all your fancy "fools' balls" games. And your gonna neglect your large exam. Because school is --"
(Adam Sandler) "The devil?"
(Adam Sandler) "Everything is the devil to you, Mama. Well, I like school, and I like football. And I'thou gonna keep doin' them both because they brand me feel skilful."
(Adam Sandler) "And by the way, Mama. "Alligators" are ornery 'cause of their "Medula Oblongata"."
(Adam Sandler) "And I like Vicki, and she similar me back. And she showed me her boobies and I like them besides."

(Kathy Bates) "Yous don't take what they phone call "the social skills." That'south why y'all never take whatever friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama."

(Kathy Bates) "Are men supposed to wear pyjamas featuring a cartoon graphic symbol by the name of Deputy Dawg?"

Peter Dante as Guy Grenouille

(Peter Dante) "I don't want that loser on the team. Everybody's gonna express joy at us."
(Jonathan Loughran) "Everybody already 'is' laughing at us. Nosotros oasis't won a game since nineteen-90-4."

(Peter Dante) "Squeamish going, shithead. Yous lost u.s.a. the football game."
(Adam Sandler) "Deplorable. Will yous please still be my friend?"
(Peter Dante) "No, get away from me."

(Peter Dante) "Hey, moron. Hey. Moron. Duh. L-L-Await at me. I'm thursday-thursday-the waterboy. Duh. I got a wooden spoon. Duh."
(Greg Meaney) "Smells like you need a shower, stinky."
(Jerry Reed) "You're fired."
(Adam Sandler) "Cease makin' fun of me."
(Peter Dante) "Ruby-red thirty. Hut."
(Henry Winkler) "Wow."
(Larry Gilliard Jr.) "Damn."

(Peter Dante) "Needledick, Needledick, Needledick."

Henry Winkler every bit Charabanc Klein

(Henry Winkler) "Bobby, can yous do that for me every game?"
(Adam Sandler) "Motorcoach, not only will I practice it for yous, I -- I -- I -- yep, yes, I'll exercise it for you."

(Henry Winkler) "Are you lot all right?"
(Adam Sandler) "I wasn't gonna do nothin', coach."
(Henry Winkler) "Well ya improve do something. Y'all gotta stick upwards for yourself, Bobby."
(Adam Sandler) "But what well-nigh the finally tuned athletic machine?"
(Henry Winkler) "I am not telling y'all to get on a shooting rampage."

(Henry Winkler) "Nice conform."

Rob Schneider as Townie

(Rob Schneider) "Oh no. We suck once more."

(Rob Schneider) "You can do it. Cut his fucking head off."

(Rob Schneider) "You can do it."

Clint Howard as Paco

(Clint Howard) "I am non what you lot would phone call a handsome human. The good Lord chose not to anoint me with -- with charm, athletic ability -- or a fully functional encephalon. You see, you're an inspriation, to all of us who -- who weren't born handsome, and charming and cool, and and --"

(Clint Howard) "Hey Walter. I bet y'all fifty bucks Guy Grenouille throws a touchdown pass on the first play. Check it out."
(Clint Howard) "Woo hoo hoo hoo. You owe me fifty bucks."
(Allen Covert) "You said it was gonna exist a touchdown laissez passer, you crazy asshole."

Allen Covert equally Walter

(Allen Covert) "Permit'southward kick some names and take some ass."

Fairuza Balk as Vicki Vallencourt

(Fairuza Cramp) "Well, Bobby Boucher, welcome to manhood. I'll make sure to welcome you properly later."
(Adam Sandler) "In one case again, I'm not quite sure what that means."

Jerry Reed as Coach Red Beaulieu

(Lynn Swann) "You gonna add some other championship trophy to the old case downstairs?"
(Jerry Reed) "That's kinda similar my old man told me i time, Lynn. The only thing better than a crawfish dinner, is 5 crawfish dinners."

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Rob Schneider Damn We Suck Again

The Waterboy Quotes

The Waterboy Quotes

Adam Sandler equally Bobby Boucher

Jennifer Taylor as Rita

Kathy Bates as Mama Boucher

Peter Dante as Guy Grenouille

Henry Winkler every bit Charabanc Klein

Rob Schneider as Townie

Clint Howard as Paco

Allen Covert equally Walter

Fairuza Balk as Vicki Vallencourt

Jerry Reed as Coach Red Beaulieu

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